SUCKIN' IN LITTLE CHICAGO

Man, today was nothing but inventory, inventory inventory. My eyes are tired and my head hurts and now I just realized I sound like Hayden Christianson in the "Clone Wars". I thought he was a winy little bitch.

A funny thing did happen at work though, a dude came in who told me that Gage Royster(anyone remember skating with him-Larry?) played guitar in the band "Shadow'
s fall". Obviously he doesn't. I think it's funny when people lie about stuff like that for no reason at all.

Stevie's deer photos were a highlight of my day I must say.

I feel like crap and I hope I'm not getting sick! I've had it ruff all day. I woke up and there was a heaviness waiting for me. I said "Hello heaviness" and the heaviness said back to me "You're gonna get it good today, you'll be drinking early tonight." Then I got out of bed and touched a door handle and it broke. Then I opened up the dish washer and the door fell off. Man, I'm afraid to go to the bathroom!

Well, that's it. I'm callin' it a day. Miles Davis' "Kind Of Blue" is playing. It's calling out to me, there's snow in the driveway that I'm not gonna shovel, someboy's dog pissed in my yard and left a nice yellow hole in the snow. There's too much to do and no place to do it in this town. My brother Aric up the street is skating on thin ice. Yeah, he received an early Christmas present from the law in the form of a DUI. The girls find me weird and the women, don't find me. All in all life's not so bad. I've got my two pet salamanders "Conan" and "Rocky" who lie around all day(their not big on interaction), my new girlfriend Captain Morgan and enough movies and books to keep me occupied all winter. Yeah, looks like it might be along one. Well, that's it. So long.

I've always wanted to do one of those little ending monologues that sum up life in a small town. Too bad you couldn't hear the blues song that was playing in my head when I wrote that. Just imagine one, they all sound the same.

I have too much time on my hands!